Ah not-Rosewood. Ah, small town weird college campus in …. Oregon I think? It is definitely time for another chapter of what is PLL: Perfectionists trying to do and what clothing and accessories am I going to covet? Also side note? Thank god there wasn’t a Vitamin String Quartet song in this show. Giving some space to those is really helping.

So let’s get into my thoughts and notes!

• Lolol this isn’t Rosewood
  • Because people only fake their own death in Rosewood
  • Or that it’s just super common in Rosewood
• I vaguely remember Mona faking her death
  • oh no wait I do remember lots of blood now
  • And maybe this is when she went to the doll house?
• The fuck, Mason
  • Idk that’s just such crap
  • I have a lot of conflicting emotions about Mason. He’s clearly a red herring, he’s obnoxious in a not-charming way, and he’s just….annoying. Not like in a good acting character way, he just is an overdone story line.
• Who the hell IS Ray Hogadorn
  • It’s an anagram of some sort, right
  • I am definitely not playing on anagram sites
• I love that Mona is Caitlin’s adviser
  • And that “all staff” has to be an adviser
• Olympic medalist in…..what?
  • I seriously don’t remember what sport Caitlin does.
• Oh is Mona in love?
  • With “Bad Bishop”?
• HOW FAR DOES A SCREWDRIVER HAVE TO FALL TO LAND LIKE THAT
• Damn Dylan’s boyfriend is fiiiiiit
• Is off brand Eddie Redmayne is a ……teacher?
• “Sugar crashed and tried to light my hair on fire” wow that is a way to ruin Halloween for life
• So it clearly isn’t Mason that is “tormenting” them (my assumption is that it’s Taylor) because it’s never the first person accused
  • so like let’s drop this story line quickly
• “Rosewood Family Law & Meditation” oh shit
  • No I want more info here GO BACK
  • I DONT CARE ABOUT THE CURRENT DRAMA GO BACCCK
• “Secrets have a way of keeping you close” that’s the Alison I love
• “They said it when Taylor left”
  • not died
  • left
  • LEFT
• It isn’t quite that easy to go from cello to violin
  • Like okay it is possible and it is easier than clarinet to violin but it does require some effort
• Oh shit nerve damage THERE WILL BE DRUGS AT SOME POINT
• What millennial signs their text messages
  • It is entirely for the effect of having one from “A”
• Don’t be so defensive when apologizing, Dylan
• Poor Andrew.
• DON’T THROW THIS ON HIM, DYLAN
  • Christ I hate that “You told me I could be honest” bull shit
• Ali, you moved across the country
  • you left your kids you know left your KIDS
  • I mean, I feel sympathy, but also, you LEFT YOUR KIDSSSSSS
  • I mean maybe I am projecting my own issues but
• I do like Mona falling for a brain
  • but what if it’s ALEX DRAKE?
• Mason is boring
• Will Emily get together with Paige now?
  • Because let’s get real: these girls aren’t meeting anyone new
  • Just the same old mistakes
• YOU GO, MONA! DATE SOMEONE NOT FROM HIGH SCHOOL
• Aww Ava’s dad is adorable
• Okay glad the Alison Emily stuff is coming out
  • I assume lots of people are pissed about this, but honestly It makes sense
  • Also are there really no other pictures of Emily and the twins
• “I’m the rat”
  • oh this isn’t what I was expecting?
  • I mean I didn’t realize this was a thing? that like Ava was dealing with?
  • I mean I know her dad is missing but I assumed the school knew
  • Like this is genuinely shitty but it also … isn’t something that has been quite explained or experienced prior?
• Off brand Eddie Redmayne is staff. That….can’t be allowed
  • Is Caitlin our Spencer or Aria?
  • But seriously are they not sneaking around for that reason alone?
  • Also, I assumed this was a fake set up for Mason but I guess it isn’t?
• Hey Mona, rooms like this are creepy
• And now Mona is in the room with the janitor
• Closed captions told me that blood was dripping before I saw it
• Also: there was definitely thunder right as she dropped the book and I just jumped about 10 feet

Okay, this ending is better. I am intrigued, I will catch the next episode….and now I am thinking I should text my little sister to see if she watches this show.

Hmm okay now that the show has laid off thtamin