<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Paper Dolls for Boys]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://paperdollsforboys.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[twlowenstein]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://paperdollsforboys.wordpress.com/author/twlowenstein/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Euphemisms, Lost on the&nbsp;Youph]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Forgive me, I&#8217;ve got 2 boys with pneumonia and I am tired and wearing my cranky pants.  I am recording this so I can bandy  the story about some time in the future, prom night or wedding toast perhaps.</p>
<p>My oldest son just put on a dress-up costume, complete with a wooden knife, and said, &#8220;I am the cheese cutting spy!&#8221;  I had to explain to him how that would not make for a very effective spy. We are all chuckling and coughing and chuckling some more.</p>
<p>Things are at once more funny and yet much less funny we you are suffering from cabin fever.</p>
<p>Hope you are all well!</p>
<p><em>Edit: </em>My husband tells me I left out the funniest part.  My 6 year old said, &#8220;I am the cheese cutting spy!<em> I cut the brie!&#8221; </em></p>
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