<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Paper Dolls for Boys]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://paperdollsforboys.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[twlowenstein]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://paperdollsforboys.wordpress.com/author/twlowenstein/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[I Crack Myself&nbsp;Up]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Subtitled:  And I may not be as funny as I think I am&#8230;</p>
<p>Allow me to illustrate &#8211;  this morning I took my son to his weekly Early Intervention class.  It&#8217;s a class of differently abled kids who need various areas of support, primarily motor and speech.   My little guy <em>loves</em> it.  he calls it his &#8220;school&#8221; (sounds more like kool) and took 3 apples, one for every teacher, today.  I should say that Massachusetts has an outstanding Early Intervention program and I have been impressed with the speed in which support was obtained and with the quality of instruction.    This is our 3rd class since missing 2 weeks to pneumonia.   Background set.</p>
<p>I asked the assistant teacher if we, the parents, were meant to stay right with the kids or hang back and give them space.  She went into a long winded explanation that ended with saying that we should give them some room but still be attentive and monitor them, duh.  So I said, &#8220;Oh, so it&#8217;s not okay for me to go out and take a 5 minute smoke break?&#8221;  Thinking I&#8217;m hilarious, right?!!!  She says, ever so slowly, &#8220;Well&#8230;if&#8230;that&#8217;s&#8230;what&#8230;you&#8230;need&#8230;to&#8230;do.&#8221;  Blank stare.   Then there is that moment, right after your joke has hit the ground with a resounding thud, you have to bend over and pick up the jagged chunks and just <strong>stay</strong>.   I stammered a lame, &#8220;Uh, I don&#8217;t smoke. Kidding.  Funny.  haaa&#8221;  I look at the other parents quickly with a little smile and then move on to my son who had thankfully chosen this moment to bap the head teacher in the face with a pom-pom.  Can you say POM-POM?, Goooood!  Okay, I&#8217;ll get back to more buffoonery in the class but let&#8217;s cut for a minute to after class, piling into the car happy to be getting out of there and I look over to the car parked a couple down from us and what do I see?  One of the other moms sucking on a butt just staring at me like, &#8220;What ya got to say NOW funny lady?&#8221;   Making friends everywhere I go.</p>
<p>The last half of the class there is music and circle activities and during one of the action songs the action was dance.  So I bust a move and then I&#8217;m coming down from the high of a perfectly executed little pop and lock number ending with the broken robot arm move and I realize that if just one of you was there you would do a little RE-Run move and throw it back to me and we would laugh and I would remember why we were friends but instead I was left wondering if I&#8217;m an ass.</p>
<p>And now because I can&#8217;t have a photoless post.  Here is a shot from our most recent Fair.  I am not a native New Englander, these people love their fairs.  This was a Fall Harvest Festival with a rummage sale (linen napkins 25 cents, for 6!).  And a goat in a little pen.</p>
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