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<p>This is my youngest with his patented double pacifier move.  I&#8217;ve seen him juggle more, happy as a clam.  We&#8217;ve told him that when he turns 3 and has his big &#8220;Duckie Party&#8221;, it will be time to say goodbye to his pacifiers.  We told him that we will attach them to his birthday balloons and say goodbye.  He and I both dread the day.  Rather, I dread the <em>night</em> after his symbolic pacifier floats up up and away.</p>
<p>It was much easier with his older brother.  Sometime around 2 all his pacifiers were dirty at the same time and then he never asked about them again.  I chalked it up to something right I must have said or done.  My second child is my humbling child (and for that I really do thank the little scamp).  We&#8217;ve tried the dirty trick, both on purpose and by happenstance, but no dice.  He practically chained himself to the kitchen gate until we figured out a way to sterilize, STAT!</p>
<p>So do your kids use pacifiers or do they all gnaw on organic Birch wood stumps lovingly hand-carved by your partners at night as you both don&#8217;t watch television?  I am not defensive about these little plastic orbs I swore my children would not use, nope, not at <em>all</em>!</p>
<p>If you are like me, and you succumbed, when did your kiddos stop?  How did you help them with the process both before and <strong>after</strong>?  And what did you use to pacify yourselves?</p>
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