By day he is mild, inoffensive Barack Obama – His Divine Messiahnity, Nobel Peace Prizident, object of adoration to millions nationwide…
Bringer of glad tidings to “good terrorists” round the world… like, say, in Libya or Syria…
But let the whiff of evil touch his nostrils, and a remarkable transformation takes place. Meek, inoffensive Barack Obama vanishes, and in his place stands –
The implacable foe of bad guys everywhere
He’ll teach you the meaning of fear
The dreadful, the awe-inspiring…
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is it a zombie looking to eat your brain?
NO!
It’s Drone Man!
Lethal, is he? You’re gone, dead meat
Don’t look up as you walk the street
For he’s hovering right overhead
And you’d better be filled with dread.
If you have a bad thought in your head
He’ll know it, and punish it –
DRONE MAN!
“Brothers and sisters, repent your sins, for our Lord Drone Man
watches all with His holy eye, and
He may punish you with damnation and Hellfire.”
You can run, but you can’t hide
He can cover the world in his stride
And he’ll kill you till you’re dead
Without mercy, without pity
DRONE MAN!
Brave as a lion, steady as a rock
The new superhero on the block
His targets always deserve their fate
If you demur, he’s irate
And he’ll be coming,
He’ll come for you,
The one, the only
DRONE MAN!
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