<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Malstrom's Articles News]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[seanmalstrom]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/author/seanmalstrom/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[A Very Important Announcement&#8230;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who dies at the first goomba will be banned from this website.</p>
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You may die on the second goomba. Even the third or fourth goombas. But <em>never </em>the first&#8230;</p>
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