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<div id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1392089026874_2668">I also thought that one of the reasons why somethings don&#8217;t sell is because of how it is portrayed as being lame.  I stopped playing games quite sometime ago, I believe 4-5 years ago when things seem static.  When you mentioned how wii sports and wii fit was so cool and awesome without the nintendo ip, you are definitely correct.   If you&#8217;re ever in public or around people and they ask what sports game you play.  don&#8217;t ever mention anything like mario golf or mario tennis.  When they hear that, people will stop talking to you, even those geeky gamer girls.  I do believe you are correct about anything that has a nintendo ip is likely an indication to the audience that it is lame.</div>
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<div id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1392089026874_2670">With metroid, I notice that it is on the border of being lame.  From the release of metroid other m to the very simple metroid zero, it&#8217;s on the way to being a lame game.  Metroid prime was an awesome game that came close to a real metroid game.</div>
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<div id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1392089026874_2673">I got diablo 3 during the holidays for $40.  I played as the wizard as my first character.  It&#8217;s a fun game that comes close to world of warcraft without having to worry about stat points and assigning skill points.  During the character creation, I noticed how the male character looks like a milhouse [character from simpson] or a poindexter, while the female character looks badass.  How could I ever create a character that looks like Lester the unlikely?  if one had to pick a character to play, would it rather be red sonja or lester the unlikely?  Upto this day, I have not created a male wizard for the reason that he just looks so lame.</div>
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<p>It&#8217;s curious how the Nintendo IP today is &#8216;teh lameness&#8217; where it once used to be &#8216;the awesome&#8217;. I&#8217;ve noticed that when people talk about &#8216;teh lameness&#8217; of Nintendo, they always point to the more modern games. However, when they talk about the Nintendo IP in an appreciative way, they refer to the Old School.</p>
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<p>You don&#8217;t see 3d Mario being parodied, do you? I don&#8217;t see it being parodied anywhere!</p>
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<p>Mario is still &#8216;cool&#8217; to parody. However, only classic Mario is parodied.</p>
<p>When I remember Zelda, I remember everyone thinking Zelda was cool. No one thought Zelda was lame. Everything changed with Wind Waker though.</p>
<p>Remember when Twilight Princess was unveiled?</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t think that people are responding so much that it is a Zelda game, but it is a Zelda game without &#8216;teh lame&#8217; (as Wind Waker had). The trailer makes the game look epic. And even I enjoyed Twilight Princess despite the game&#8217;s flaws. I understand Twilight Princess sold well in the West but didn&#8217;t sell well in Japan. Nintendo then makes Wind Waker sequels for the DS and NO ONE buys those games.  Skyward Sword? Yawn.</p>
<p>This brings to mind a good post. Let&#8217;s talk about when Nintendo had an &#8216;edge&#8217; to their games.</p>
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