Greetings Master Malstrom,

Just done reading your latest entry about Aonuma’s infamous masturbation antics and wanted to point out an amusing detail.

“While these are Capcom games and were on the Gameboy Advance, it’s interesting that Minish Cap retains the sword in the logo. If Aonuma was director, he’d make it a hat instead. A hat!”

Take a look at this.

This is the title for the japanese version of the Minish Cap.

And the version you know, the one we, non japanese people, got.

Hats, flowers and… an actual sword!

Oh Aonuma! Even the jokes we make about you become true!