<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Malstrom's Articles News]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[seanmalstrom]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/author/seanmalstrom/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Collapse of&nbsp;Civilization]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Pokemon Go is a disease. Look at this! The stigma against it will be sharp and swift.</p>
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<p><em>Above: Malstrom appears at 2:33 (a Malstrom, not THE Malstrom) who informs that this is, in fact, the End of the World. Notice the guy who appears afterward who doesn&#8217;t shower and only eats hotdogs. No testosterone. Completely neutered. Women will be repulsed by him. </em></p>
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<p>Pokemon Go? Hell no!</p>
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