<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Malstrom's Articles News]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[seanmalstrom]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/author/seanmalstrom/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Good Morning&nbsp;Nintendo!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aDSvzDTaFeE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent" allowfullscreen="true" style="border:0;" sandbox="allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation"></iframe></span></p>
<p>These Nintendo Minutes remind me of Good Morning America morning talk shows. The formula is to have a pretty (but not young) woman and a geekly guy  sitting on a couch talking to guests. The show is overtly sugary and everyone just laughs and laughs.</p>
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<p><em>Above: Full House even mocked this format.</em></p>
<p>Nintendo Minute causes me to go throw up. Excuse me.</p>
<p>You know, if I ever did Youtube videos, I would do parodies of this ridiculously dumb Nintendo Minute. Twenty years from now, people will go through these old shows and laugh their asses off.</p>
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