<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[tori amos will kick your&nbsp;ass.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Tori Amos is the shit. She&#8217;s spent literal <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">years</span> touring and plays live music in a way that most people just don&#8217;t do anymore. That should command a certain respect from an audience.</p>
<p>Tori is my favourite human being on Earth. Most people I know also think she&#8217;s crazy. Not totally bat shit crazy like Björk, but still pretty special. I was hesitant to post this when I first found it because I was worried people would take it the wrong way. That lasted about half a second because this clip brings me happiness in a way I can&#8217;t fully express.</p>
<p>Play the vid and fast forward to 2:25. Basically, Tori kicks two girls out of her show <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">in the middle of a song&#8230;</span></p>
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<p>That&#8217;s right bitches. Up and out the door. In case you didn&#8217;t catch it, she said &#8220;Get the fuck out of my show! It&#8217;s a privilege to sit in the front row and I reserve those seats for people who appreciate music.&#8221; As someone who was lucky enough to sit front row at a Tori concert and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">not</span> get kicked out, the only logical conclusion to come to is that Tori personally feels that I appreciate music. I always knew she understood me.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#ff9900;">Dlisted</span></a></p>
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