<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[australia: ipods will kill&nbsp;you.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>In a recently launched print campaign, created for the New South Wales Police by DDB Sydney, the message is clear: your iPod will kill you.</p>
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<p>These ads are clearly ridiculous. If anyone offered me an iPod with headphone cords long enough to wrap a chalk line around someone, I&#8217;d save them the trauma of the accident and just murder them for it. A little sensationalism never hurts when promoting public safety, I suppose, but I combed the <a href="http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/"><font color="#00ffff">NSWP site</font></a> and couldn&#8217;t find any hard data or stats that backed up their claim that iPod-caused road deaths have reached the &#8220;epidemic proportions&#8221; they claim.</p>
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<p>What I find most interesting about these ads are that they have an obvious iPod lying next to the corpse. I&#8217;m don&#8217;t know what Apple&#8217;s official feelings might be, but the online fan-geeks are <a href="http://www.iphonesavior.com/2008/01/road-safety-ads.html"><font color="#ff00ff">already up in arms</font></a> over the slandering of the beloved music player. Let&#8217;s face it: an iPod is now as necessary as a mobile phone. Since your mobile phone&#8217;s will give you brain cancer and now your iPod will get your hit by a bus, it&#8217;s a surprise there are still so many mobile-phone chatting iPod-listening young people still walking around. We should really all be dead by now.</p>
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