<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[pundo3000: advertising versus&nbsp;reality.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Deep down in our dark, carb-laden, fast-food munching hearts we all knew this to be true, but sometimes seeing the evidence laid out before us is a little bit hard to swallow. (That was punny, I realize, but I couldn&#8217;t stop myself&#8230;)</p>
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<p>In<a href="http://www.pundo3000.com"><font color="#ff6600"> pundo3000.com</font></a>&#8216;s &#8220;Werbung Gegen Realität&#8221; (<i>Advertising Versus Reality)</i>, they&#8217;ve taken 100 (sometimes incredibly odd looking) German food products and given us a direct comparison of their packaging next to what was actually inside. I mean, sure, nobody really expects their Heringssalat to be as totally filled with juicy bits of fresh herring as is portrayed on the box, but shouldn&#8217;t it at least be approximately the same colour?</p>
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<p>When you open your Heringssalat and it&#8217;s a bright shade of creamy mauve, it&#8217;s time to throw that shit away. Plus, you know that your Zwiebel-Hackbraten just won&#8217;t taste the same without those succulent grillmarks on whatever appears to have been intended to be a steak of some kind. If it had grillmarks, we&#8217;d know it was meant to be meat. C&#8217;mon people &#8211; where are the damn GRILLMARKS?!?!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m also a little suspicious of why my kohlwurst has sunk to the bottom of my Grünkohl. I like my wursts to be a little more buoyant&#8230;</p>
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<p>You can check out the entire 100 products in all their glory <a href="http://funtasticus.com/20080324/advertising-vs-reality-a-product-comparison-project/"><font color="#00ff00">here</font></a>, but these are three of the more heinous ones. This Entenfleisch,  Rinderroulade, and Schlemmergulasch ain&#8217;t how Grandma used to make it&#8230;</p>
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<p>I also found a video hyping the project (complete with a culturally misunderstood quasi-old skool hip hop scratch soundtrack &#8211; I&#8217;d say the intention was some kind of irony, but I&#8217;m pretty sure Germany&#8217;s taste in music just blows&#8230;)</p>
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<p>Via the kick ass <a href="http://thedenveregotist.com"><font color="#800080">The Denver Egotist</font></a> via <a href="http://www.funtasticus.com"><font color="#3366ff">Funtasticus</font></a></p>
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