<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[cbc + the accident factory: macs vs.&nbsp;pcs.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ll be honest, I don&#8217;t know what the fuck is going on here. At first it&#8217;s not so confusing: we&#8217;ve got Macs, we&#8217;ve got PCs, we&#8217;ve got &#8220;West Side Story&#8221;, and we&#8217;ve got &#8220;Dawn of the Dead.&#8221; It&#8217;s almost Hallowe&#8217;en, they&#8217;re hoping this shit goes viral (and I&#8217;m blogging it, so I&#8217;m contributing to its viral-ness.) Got it. Then I realized that it&#8217;s commissioned by the CBC, and that&#8217;s where I&#8217;m lost.</p>
<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Broadcasting_Corporation"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Canadian Broadcasting Corporation</span></a> is a media dinosaur; generally dull and plodding and slow-moving and about as hip as trucker hats. But it&#8217;s Canadian and it&#8217;s ours and Canadians love anything that&#8217;s been around for 100 years and we&#8217;re not about to do something crazy like criticize it. Like the monarchy; we simply don&#8217;t question it.  It&#8217;s a very Canadian thing to secretly believe that any kind of major change will lead to the downfall of our society. It&#8217;s possible that universal healthcare is somehow based on the existence of the CBC, so let&#8217;s not rock the boat. We like to keep on keepin&#8217; on.</p>
<p>For a general example of how quick the CBC is to trend-spot, they&#8217;ve recently discovered&#8230; reality television! Basically they like to wait until something becomes really popular everywhere else, wait a few more years so that it can start to become unpopular, and then do a not-quite-as-good version of what&#8217;s now almost throughly unpopular&#8230; and somehow hope it becomes popular again.  I imagine a bunch of men, scratching their heads, sitting around a boardroom wondering to themselves &#8220;what will those whacky kids do next?&#8221; So, the fact that they managed to catch on to something culturally current while it&#8217;s still actually culturally current is a little mind-blowing. If they can make it a trend, good for them. I won&#8217;t hold my breath though.</p>
<p>Also, since the CBC is publically-funded, that means my taxes have somehow funded the making of this vid. And, thus, I&#8217;ve given myself a producer credit. See below&#8230;</p>
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<p>(Agency: The Accident Factory. Director: Kirby Ferguson. Tax-Based Public Partial Producer: Jeremy Elder and all other tax-paying citizens of Canada.)</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://www.wired.com"><span style="color:#00ccff;">Wired</span></a></p>
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