<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[phil &amp; olly: the black&nbsp;hole.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always known, deep in my soul, that photocopiers are evil and want to kill us. Seriously. Think about it: how many positive photocopier experiences have you had? And how many gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, madness-inducing, tear-jerking copier experiences have you had? I&#8217;ve seen grown men and women go apoplectic when the collation thing doesn&#8217;t work.</p>
<p>If, one day, photocopiers turn out to be Trojan Horses sent from some evil realm, I won&#8217;t be all that surprised. Our new malevolent over-lords could pop out of the 8 1/2 x 17 tray at any moment. Or, their colonization procedures might be more insidious&#8230; just like this:</p>
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<p>(Director: <a href="http://www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/news/69"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Phil &amp; Olly.</span></a>)</p>
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