<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shape+colour]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Jeremy]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/author/shapeandcolour/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[paul robertson: hyper parsnip&nbsp;bitches.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/2008/10/16/paul-robertson-kings-of-power-4-billion/"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Paul Robertson</span></a> is one of those really exciting artists who&#8217;s either a total genius or completely fucking nuts. Either way, his work is beyond interesting. They are complete 8-bit arcade-inspired Japanimation pop culture mash-ups, featuring more rainbows, guns, blood, breasts, and things flying through the air then you can imagine. This is one of his earlier vids, 2001&#8217;s &#8220;Hyper Parsnip Bitches.&#8221; The title alone is worth the price of admission.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not really sure how to describe this. It&#8217;s pretty much beyond description. That&#8217;s just how far beyond far this has gone.</p>
<p>Robertson describes it as <em>&#8220;a short film parodying 2D side scrolling videogames, among other things!&#8221; </em>I feel like now is the right time to tell you what one of those other things is. I have one word for you: Falcor. That&#8217;s right. Muthafucking Falcor is in this vid. And if you don&#8217;t know who <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE"><span style="color:#00ccff;">Falcor</span></a> is then I have nothing else to say to you.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.dekku.blogspot.com"><span style="color:#00ff00;">No Fat Clips!</span></a></p>
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