<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Real Science]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[stevengoddard]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/author/stevengoddard/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Another Bad Aggie&nbsp;Joke]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus? &#8230;. He burned his lips on the tailpipe.</em></strong></p>
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<p>He probably needs to put a new fan on his computer, because NCDC thermometers show Texas summers getting cooler since they started keeping records 115 years ago.</p>
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<p>For the full year, there is no trend.</p>
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