Spandex – not for everyone

1. Assume anyone driving a pickup truck is angry and hates cyclists.
2. Assume anyone under the age of 25 behind the wheel of a car is an idiot.
3. Assume any driver with a cell phone is an idiot.
4. Assume that most drivers will accelerate if they see a bicycle approaching a crosswalk.
5. Never, ever wear spandex into a biker bar