These apocalyptic events are so tiring that there is a great temptation to adopt the method of an ancient Chinese Emperor who would generously pay for predictions, but if they would not come true, would have the “fortune tellers” and their families executed.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/12-11-2010/115753-global_flood-0/

Global warming cured!

h/t to Marc Morano