<![CDATA[Weather Petition]]>President Obama will tell the nation tonight that he is taking charge of Earth’s future weather, and is no longer waiting for Congress to accept this responsibility.

I plan to submit a petition of essential weather requirements which the President needs to achieve. Here are some obvious ones – please add your contributions.

  1. No hurricanes
  2. No tornadoes
  3. No droughts
  4. No floods
  5. Just the right amount of snow every day
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