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<li><span style="line-height:1.5;">The hockey team now requires that the left side of all graphs begins during a La Nina, and the right side ends during an El Nino.</span></li>
<li><span style="line-height:1.5;">All data must be tampered with by NOAA and GISS before release.</span></li>
<li>If the data doesn&#8217;t match the theory, then make up some crap about ocean acidification.</li>
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