If you don’t give up your rights, terrorists will come kill you.

If you don’t give up your ability to defend your family, someone will come kill you.

If we don’t borrow an extra trillion dollars, the economy will collapse.

If you drink a large soft drink, you will die.

If we don’t get Snowden, evil people will attack the country.

If we don’t convict Zimmerman of something, the KKK will take over.

If we don’t give a trillion dollars to the banks, the economy will collapse.

Thank goodness we have dear leader to protect us from all this imaginary evil.