<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Real Science]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[stevengoddard]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/author/stevengoddard/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Global Warming To Hit The Fan After You Are&nbsp;Dead]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>You should buy Arctic beachfront property, because after you are dead it is going to be really warm there.</p>
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<p><a href="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg"><a href="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_24-aug-07-11-40.jpg"><img alt="ScreenHunter_24 Aug. 07 11.40" src="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_24-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=620&#038;h=108" width="620" height="108" /></a><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="87700" data-permalink="https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/08/07/global-warming-to-hit-the-fan-after-you-are-dead/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40/" data-orig-file="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg" data-orig-size="1160,725" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="ScreenHunter_25 Aug. 07 11.40" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-87700" alt="ScreenHunter_25 Aug. 07 11.40" src="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=640&#038;h=400" width="640" height="400" srcset="https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=640&amp;h=400 640w, https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=150&amp;h=94 150w, https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=300&amp;h=188 300w, https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=768&amp;h=480 768w, https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg?w=1024&amp;h=640 1024w, https://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screenhunter_25-aug-07-11-40.jpg 1160w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Now&#8217;s the time to buy up that Arctic waterfront property you&#8217;ve been dreaming of.</p>
<p>New evidence shows that, while we may not see severe climate change in our lifetimes, global warming could snowball into catastrophe in the distant future—and once the climate has shifted, it might not go back to normal for a very, very long time.</p>
<p><a href="http://qz.com/112886/when-global-warming-finally-gets-going-it-could-last-for-200000-years/">When global warming finally gets going, it could last for 200,000 years &#8211; Quartz</a></p>
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<p>I knew that dead people voted Democratic in large numbers, but I didn&#8217;t realize that they also took a lot of vacations.</p>
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