<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[A Swift Sunrise]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://steynian.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Binky]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://steynian.wordpress.com/author/binky/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Toofs Update&#8211; Happy Happy, Joy&nbsp;Joy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="https://webelf.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/balloon-01-w-expletive-symbols.jpg?w=623&#038;h=456" alt="" width="623" height="456" /></p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~ WHERE, O WHERE, YOU</strong> wonder– ye few who are still checking in– is that ever-whinging WebElf? Living in the fun-filled Book of Job, and scratching myself with potsherds, thanks for asking.</p>
<h3 style="text-align:justify;">Toof Diagnosis</h3>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Thus, the first tooth problem is roughly 80% better– but there’s still pain.. and so the good dentist who recently pulled tooth #1 did some more probing, x-ray, and tooth-testing this morning.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Wait for it…. even <em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">more</span></em> dentistry to ensue.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">It turns out that if you do an un-asked-for root canal, drop a bit of dental file in it, and then leave the bottom 25% of the root unfixed, that not only are you risking tooth abscess, but neighbouring teeth are in danger, too, via inflamed &amp; rotting nerves.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">No, I&#8217;m not joking.</p>
<h3 style="text-align:justify;">It’s Like A Party!</h3>
<p style="text-align:justify;">The result? <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>A brand new Root Canal to be excavated on Friday for 2+ hour</strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>s</strong></span>, on the next tooth in line.. which is indeed infected, and threatening a whole new abscess, despite 3 weeks of strong antibiotics. Oh, and more antibiotics to follow this treatment. Ha ha, whee!</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">What with my general poor health &amp; abiding slow recoveries, so it goes… thank you so VERY much, O Rapacious Botchmeister Dentist Of Evil who started this slow series of dental implosions in my head 4 years ago.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Thank God for the blessings of modern dentistry, anesthesia &amp; pain-control, decent insurances, and an utterly awesome young lady-dentist who knows her stuff, and just how to make it better. A silver amalgam lining to all these clouds. Lord have mercy on my rotting self.</p>
<h3 style="text-align:justify;">So What, Elf?</h3>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Prayers please, and patience.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">I do apologize for that burst of bloggy activity a a month ago (perhaps you were right, Hilary, <a href="http://anglocath.blogspot.com/2012/01/crazy-state.html" target="_blank">full ITYS Rights to you</a>), and now nothing. I just don’t have it in me with the pain, anti-biotic hangover, fevers, and general exhaustion to spend a lot of energy blogging. A few essays have percolated in my addled noggin, but not much else.</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;">If anybody is inclined, do <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/39EB8CYQWXTU8?reveal=unpurchased&amp;filter=all&amp;sort=last-updated&amp;layout=standard&amp;x=14&amp;y=13" target="_blank">feel free to send along Amazon loot</a></strong> to cheer up &amp; occupy your stricken servant.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">All prayers and notes of encouragement would also be timely, and very welcome.. I’m seriously worn to a nub by stress, pain, tiredness, infection, and waiting around to get better.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Love Your Elf,</p>
<h3 style="text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#339966;"><em>Binksmeister</em></span></h3>
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