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<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~ ALRIGHTY, PRE-DEAD</strong> minions, I&#8217;m going to science now. Hold tight.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Looking at a partial or even total eclipse can burn your retina badly, leading to scarring or even blindness. Less light during the different phases leads to your pupils dilating, so it&#8217;s actually worse than looking at the full sun any other time.</p>
<blockquote><p>SO: get <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jqsu/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">your Eclipse Glasses</a> (welding goggles are also good).</p>
<p>Or, make a <a href="https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/box-pinhole-projector.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">DIY home-viewing box</a> for the kids.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.eclipse2017.org/eclipse2017_main.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Dat Big &#8216;Clipse North America</a>, Mid-August 2017 (weather permitting).</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Courtesy of Binks-Dad, An Actual Science Guy, unlike that Nye fraudster. See, Da? I remembered! ~</p>
<h1 style="text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#ff9900;"><em><strong>Binks</strong></em></span></h1>
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