<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[the feminist librarian]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://thefeministlibrarian.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Anna Clutterbuck-Cook]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://thefeministlibrarian.com/author/feministlib/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[&quot;don&#8217;t ever link those two things again&#8230;&quot; (part 1 of&nbsp;4)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><em>cross-posted from <a href="http://karracrow.blogspot.com/2010/01/dont-ever-link-those-two-things-again-1.html">&#8230;fly over me, evil angel&#8230;</a> </p>
<p>Hanna&#8217;s recruited me to help her come up with the next 75 quotes for parts 2, 3, and 4 . . . problem is I have a really, really hard time remembering snippets of things. my brain doesn&#8217;t think in quotations very easily. so my contributions end up sounding a lot like, &#8220;oh! you need to include something from that scene with Jack and the Doctor and the banana&#8221; or &#8220;that bit from &#8216;Merlin&#8217; where Arthur was harassing Merlin about the bedclothes.&#8221; Me &lt;&#8211; Not very helpful. </p>
<p>Nonetheless, she gives me entirely undeserved credit below and has been generous enough to share html so I can cross-post it here. Enjoy the glorious depths of her encyclopedic memory and look here for further installments throughout the next four weeks.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mBLdb2t2vdc/SWz0OswxcEI/AAAAAAAAAFU/wOfrk7Hf3TE/s800/riddick_icon.jpg"><img src="https://i0.wp.com/lh4.ggpht.com/_mBLdb2t2vdc/SWz0OswxcEI/AAAAAAAAAFU/wOfrk7Hf3TE/s800/riddick_icon.jpg" border="0" title="graphic by lightchaser" /></a>okay, so in the spirit of &#8220;don&#8217;t complain about something if you&#8217;re not prepared to do it better,&#8221; i noticed over the past couple of weeks two lists &#8212; one from <a href="http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/01/100-quotes-every-geek-should-know/">wired</a> and one from a <a href="http://www.ink-stainedamazon.com/blog/isablog.html">blog</a> i know not of called <a href="http://www.ink-stainedamazon.com/blog/2010/01/100-quotes-every-geek-should-know.html">ink-stained amazon</a> which i have to say is beautiful to look at it &#8212; that both purport to be &#8216;essential lists&#8217; of &#8216;geek culture&#8217; quotes. </p>
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<div>ahem.</div>
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<div>okay, so the wired list starts off with <i>monty python and the holy grail</i> and the amazon list includes the <i>sarah jane adventures</i> &#8212; but i&#8217;m still not wildly impressed with either one.</div>
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<div>i figured i could do better.</div>
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<div>then i thought about it and realised that, on my own, i didn&#8217;t have the <i>time</i> to do better so i roped in my ever-patient girlfriend to <i>help</i> me do better. 🙂</div>
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<div>first off, a couple of notes:</div>
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<div>1. this is for fun. if you&#8217;re not amused, go read something else. i won&#8217;t be offended, promise. that being said, suggestions and additions (politely phrased!) are welcome in the comments. but keep in mind this is installation 1 of 4! not everything will fit in here.</div>
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<div>2. these are probably mostly going to be dredged out of my memory, anna&#8217;s memory, imdb, or official show/movie sites. inaccuracy is, therefore, almost inevitable. not to mention repetition of shows or characters. if this annoys you&#8211; well, make your <i>own</i> list. 🙂</div>
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<div>3. i&#8217;m not aiming for some kind of &#8220;worst to best&#8221; or &#8220;best to worst&#8221; list. they&#8217;re here because the two people making the list think they&#8217;re fun or because one of us was able to strong-arm the other into including them. brief context is provided where anna or i thought it was necessary. i also tried to find links for character images that were from the episode/scene/moment where the quoted line was spoken. this isn&#8217;t always possible but i&#8217;m fairly pleased with myself for getting as close as i did! fair warning: links may contain spoilers, particularly links to <i>doctor who</i> or <i>torchwood</i> episodes.</div>
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<div>5. i <i>am</i> aiming for 4 posts of 25 quotes each over the next 4 weeks. tune in each friday/saturday for your new installment!</div>
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<div>okay, and that being said&#8230;</div>
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<div>1. <a href="http://www.who-philes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/latimer.jpg">Tim Latimer</a> [talking about the Doctor]: &#8220;He&#8217;s like fire and ice and rage. He&#8217;s like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He&#8217;s ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe&#8230;and&#8230; he&#8217;s wonderful.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/newyear/">Doctor Who</a>,</i> &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_of_Blood">The Family of Blood</a>.&#8221;</div>
<div><a href="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ae785-397947275_b51fa70a11.jpg"><img src="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ae785-397947275_b51fa70a11.jpg?w=199" border="0" title="Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429279393249887330" /></a></div>
<div>2. <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/397947275_b51fa70a11.jpg">Captain Jack Harkness</a>: &#8220;Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on Earth, arming the human race against the future. The twenty-first century is when everything changes. And you gotta be ready.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/262/index.jsp">Torchwood</a></i>, Season 1 opener on all episodes.</div>
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<div>3. <a href="http://www.themidway.org/carnies/images_large/justin_crowe5_lg.jpg">Brother Justin Crowe</a> [talking about his upcoming radio broadcast]: &#8220;In a single coast-to-coast broadcast, I will speak to more souls than our Lord did in his entire lifetime. It&#8217;s going to be breathtaking.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319969/">Carnivale</a></i>, &#8220;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0536523/">Ingram, TX</a>.&#8221;</div>
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<div>4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1296271872/ch0004171">Dominic Toretto</a>: &#8220;I retract my previous statement.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.thefastandthefuriousdvd.com/">The Fast and the Furious</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:normal;">.</span></i></div>
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<div>5. <a href="http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/21087-bigthumbnail.jpg">Murtagh</a> [in reference to a stone wall he and Eragon have run up against in their attempt to join the rebels]: &#8220;Tell me your vision looked something like this.&#8221; <i><a href="http://inheritance.wikia.com/wiki/Murtagh">Eragon</a></i>.</div>
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<div>6. The Guide: &#8220;Don&#8217;t Panic.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/0345391802.html">The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy</a></i>.</div>
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<div>7. <a href="http://www.recapist.com/files/images/61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg">The Doctor</a>: &#8220;Don&#8217;t blink.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/newyear/">Doctor Who</a>,</i> &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_(Doctor_Who)">Blink</a>.&#8221;</div>
<div><a href="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/f1c93-61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg"><img src="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/f1c93-61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg?w=300" border="0" title="The Doctor (David Tennant)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429281648400378994" /></a></div>
<div>8. <a href="http://ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dench.jpg">M</a> [to James Bond as he almost says her real name]: &#8220;Finish that sentence and I&#8217;ll have you killed.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/casinoroyale/">Casino Royale</a>.</i></div>
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<div>9. <a href="http://www.derok.net/images/entertainment/captain%20jack%20sparrow.jpg">Captain Jack Sparrow</a> [in reference to almost anything]: &#8220;Not good &#8212; not good!&#8221; <i><a href="http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/liveaction/pirates/main_site/main.html">Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl</a></i>.</div>
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<div>10. <a href="http://www.samizdata.net/~pdeh/Resident_Evil_MillaJ.jpg">Alice</a> [before killing the monster that used to be her work partner and &#8220;husband&#8221;]: &#8220;I&#8217;m missing you already.&#8221; <i><a href="http://residentevil.wikia.com/Resident_Evil_(film)">Resident Evil</a></i>.</div>
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<div>11. <a href="http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/pb_024_riddick_kneel.jpg">Riddick</a>: &#8220;If you can&#8217;t keep up, don&#8217;t step up. You&#8217;ll only die.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/">Chronicles of Riddick</a>.</i></div>
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<div>12. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to curl up in his sock drawer and sleep for days.&#8221; <i>MST3K</i> <a href="http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/mst3k-mike-and-the-bots_p.jpg">riff</a> in <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117128/">MST3K: The Movie: This Island Earth</a></i>.</div>
<div><a href="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/187ed-dean-winchester-supernatural-35712_717_1024.jpg"><img src="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/187ed-dean-winchester-supernatural-35712_717_1024.jpg?w=210" border="0" title="Dean Winchester (Jenson Ackles)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429280007049158018" /></a></div>
<div>13. <a href="http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dean-Winchester-supernatural-35712_717_1024.jpg">Dean Winchester</a>: &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s healthy.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/supernatural">Supernatural</a></i>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural_(season_1)#Episodes">Pilot</a>.</div>
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<div>14. <a href="http://pdbb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/c3po.jpg">C-3PO</a>: &#8220;Shutting up, sir.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.starwars.com/movies/episode-iv/">Star Wars: A New Hope</a></i>.</div>
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<div>15. <a href="http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg">Dr. Frank N. Furter</a>: &#8220;What ever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate satin-draped frame&#8230;how it clung to her thigh as I started to cry&#8230; &#8217;cause I wanted to be dressed just the same&#8230;&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.rockyhorror.com/">The Rocky Horror Picture Show</a></i>.</div>
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<div>16. <a href="http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/summer2003/features/images/28days_side.jpg">Jim</a> [wandering in an empty London]: &#8220;Hello! Hello &#8212; hello! <i>Hello!&#8221;</i> <i><a href="http://www.foxsearchlight.com/28dayslater/">28 Days Later</a></i>.</div>
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<div>17. <a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00020036.jpg">Temperance Brennan</a>: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what that means.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.fox.com/bones/">Bones</a></i>, multiple episodes.</div>
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<div>18. <a href="http://www.nick.com/upickdaily/images/cms/story/main/mainimage_plankton.jpg">Plankton</a>: &#8220;Well, goodbye, everyone. I&#8217;ll remember you all in therapy!&#8221; <i><a href="http://spongebob.nick.com/">Spongebob Squarepants</a></i>, &#8220;The Algae is Always Greener.&#8221;</div>
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<div>19. <a href="http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/James-McAvoy-Wesley-Gibson-wanted-1662994-1680-1050.jpg">Wesley Gibson</a> [talking to Sloan who may, or may not, be trying to induct him into a secret brotherhood of assassins]: &#8220;So do you make sweaters or do you kill people?&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.wantedmovie.com/">Wanted</a></i>.</div>
<div><a href="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/db477-608236_l1.jpg"><img src="https://thefeministlibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/db477-608236_l1.jpg?w=190" border="0" title="Toshiko Sato (Naoko Mori)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429280394708364354" /></a></div>
<div>20. <a href="http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/608236_L1.jpg">Toshiko Sato</a>: &#8220;Because you&#8217;re breaking my heart.&#8221; <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;"><a href="http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/262/index.jsp">Torchwood</a></span>, &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_Wounds_(Torchwood)">Exit Wounds</a>.&#8221;</div>
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<div>21. <a href="http://revolutuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tom_baker.jpg">The Doctor</a>: &#8220;Well, progress is a very flexible word. It can mean just about anything you want it to mean.&#8221; <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/newyear/">Doctor Who</a></span>, &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_Kroll">The Power of Kroll</a>.&#8221;</div>
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<div>22. <a href="http://vampsonfilm.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/underworld_2_10.jpg">Michael Corvin</a>: &#8220;Are you fucking kidding me!&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/underworld/">Underworld</a></i>.</div>
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<div>23. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_04gallery/1024/madame_doctor2.jpg">Mme. de Pompadour</a> [talking to/about the Doctor]: &#8220;Such a lonely little boy. Lonely then and lonelier now.&#8221; <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/newyear/">Doctor Who</a></span>, &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_In_The_Fireplace">The Girl in the Fireplace</a>.&#8221;</div>
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<div>24. <a href="http://www.melawend.com/Ewan_McGregor_as_Obi-Wan_Kenobi_in_Star_Wars_-_Revenge_of_the_Sith.jpg">Obi-Wan Kenobi</a>, <a href="http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/star_wars_revenge_of_the_sith_23766.jpg">Anakin Skywalker</a>: &#8220;We&#8217;re smarter than this!&#8221; &#8220;Apparently not.&#8221; <i><a href="http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/star_wars_revenge_of_the_sith_23766.jpg">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith</a></i>.</div>
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<div>25. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/gallery/images/340/marvin.jpg">Marvin the Paranoid Android</a> [about life in general&#8230;]: &#8220;I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side&#8230;&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/">The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy</a></i>.</div>
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