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<p>Via <a href="http://feministing.com/2011/08/04/colbert-obama-is-using-your-tax-dollars-to-create-an-%e2%80%9carmy-of-flesh-thirsty-young-sluts%e2%80%9d/">Feministing</a>, <a href="http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/video/2011/08/04/colbert-report-womens-healthnazi-plan">RhRealityCheck</a> and many others.</p>
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