<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[the feminist librarian]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://thefeministlibrarian.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Anna Clutterbuck-Cook]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://thefeministlibrarian.com/author/feministlib/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[ficnotes: in the beginning there was the word [massive fic&nbsp;round-up]]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I started this post a few weeks ago, when <a href="http://karracrow.blogspot.com/">Hanna</a> found a Mycroft/Lestrade fic written entirely in fictional texts. One word: Adorable. This got me thinking about a number of other fics (&#8220;Mystrade&#8221; and otherwise) that have used love letters, texts, electronic communications, poetry, and the old-fashioned love-letter as means for their characters to finally, <em>finally</em> connect the dots. </p>
<p>So as my gift to you for this three-day weekend, here&#8217;s my round-up of fic that uses text-based communication as the wooing-method-of-choice. I threw in a few biblio-centric fics because, well, how could I not?</p>
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<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://et-cetera55.livejournal.com/19080.html">Told In Texts</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> et_cetera55<br /><strong>Pairing:</strong> Mycroft/Lestrade<br /><strong>Rating:</strong> PG-13<br /><strong>Why should you bother?:</strong> This is the fic Hanna found &#8212; the rare story told entirely in dialog (er, text messages).</p>
<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/158705">TBA</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> blooms84<br /><strong>Pairing:</strong> Mycroft/Lestrade<br /><strong>Rating:</strong> Gen<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Notebook!porn is all I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;.</p>
<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/227919">In which Anthea is helpful and Sherlock discovers the truth</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> blooms84<br /><strong>Pairing:</strong> Mycroft/Lestrade<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Gen<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Part of the &#8220;Anthea Takes Control&#8221; series, which is enjoyable in its own right. I&#8217;m growing to enjoy the subgenre of &#8220;Sherlock reaction&#8221; fics that belong to the Mycroft/Lestrade fandom. Plus Anthea-is-a-ninja is always a joy to behold.</p>
<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://mesmiranda.dreamwidth.org/9869.html">Please Confirm You Are a Human Below</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> mesmiranda<br /><strong>Pairing:</strong> Mycroft/Lestrade<br /><strong>Rating:</strong> PG<br /><strong>Why should you bother?:</strong> Mycroft courts Lestrade by taking control of various technological interfaces and also competes for attention from the DI with Lestrade&#8217;s cat.</p>
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<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/187762">and stand there at the edge of my affection</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>coloredink<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Sherlock/John<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Gen<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Sherlock thinks asking John to help him write a love letter is the logical solution.</p>
<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/210482">Pieces of Eight</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> sheffiesharpe<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Sherlock/John<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Explicit<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Sherlock doesn&#8217;t understand why John enjoys re-reading <em>Treasure Island</em> and tries to get John to explain. Things take a turn for the decidedly-less-literary. It&#8217;s still bibliophile porn, though.</p>
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<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/36845">Doing Things the Old Fashioned Way</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>Sarren<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Lewis/Hathaway<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Mature<br /><strong>Why should you bother?:</strong> Hathaway helps Lewis set up an online dating profile which leads to questions of sexual orientation and, well, other things.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:inherit;font-weight:bold;"><i> </i></span><i>&#8220;Well, I guess</i> they<i> could fill out two profiles,&#8221; Hathaway said, his voice oddly neutral. &#8220;Is that what </i>they<i> want me to do for them?&#8221;</i></p>
<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/series/8192">Punctuation Series</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>dogpoet<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Lewis/Hathaway<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Gen, Explicit (six parts)<br /><strong>Why should you bother?:</strong> The summary for the first fic reads, &#8220;He’d never even noticed apostrophes before he met Hathaway.&#8221; </p>
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<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/150202">Texts From Last Night: A Ridiculous SPN Text Comedy</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> Xela<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Dean/Cas<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Mature<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>A series of drunk texts from Dean leads Sam on a morning-after hunt for his brother and Castiel &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Title:</strong> <a href="http://tfwftw.livejournal.com/4082.html">Comment Fics: &#8220;Untitled Dean/Cas&#8221; and &#8220;Wrong Number&#8221;</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> twfftw<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Dean/Castiel<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>PG-13<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>twfftw&#8217;s fics are hilarious, usually Dean/Castiel relationship fics from the point of view of a long-suffering Sam. In &#8220;Untitled Dean/Cas&#8221; Sam and Gabriel text back and forth about how clueless Dean and Cas are about their desire for one another. In &#8220;Wrong Number,&#8221; Dean sends a text to Sam that seems meant for someone else &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://tuesdayfic.dreamwidth.org/2441.html">Things Dean Winchester Loves</a><br /><strong>Author:</strong> everysecondtuesday<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Dean/Castiel<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>R<br /><strong>What should you bother?: </strong>Because of Castiel&#8217;s indecision re: whether Dean loves the Impala or pie more, and how Dean answers the question when he finally finds the list and adds his own commentary.</p>
<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://the-trepverter.livejournal.com/3172.html">Four Things Not to Do With a Cell Phone</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>the_trepverter<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Dean/Castiel<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>PG<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: &#8220;</strong>Technology is so very frustrating to Cas.&#8221;</p>
<p><b>Title: </b><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/212272">Bible Study</a><br /><b>Author: </b>Misachan<br /><b>Pairing: </b>Dean/Castiel<br /><b>Rating: </b>Explicit<br /><b>Why should you bother?: </b>Um &#8230; it&#8217;s Castiel seducing Dean over the phone using the Song of Songs. What&#8217;s not to like?</p>
<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://tuesdayfic.dreamwidth.org/4954.html">The (Mostly) Accidental Courtship of Dean Winchester</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>everysecondtuesday<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Dean/Castiel<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>R<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Okay, so I cheated a little with this one in that it&#8217;s not exactly text-based <em>communication</em>. But Cas <em>tries</em> to communicate with Dean via translating angel texts for him. It&#8217;s not his fault that Dean doesn&#8217;t get the hint, is it?</p>
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<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/254095">Paper Monsters</a> [work-in-progress]<br /><strong>Author: </strong>Clocks<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>Explicit<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>Because Charles gets fucked in the library up against the selected works of H.P. Lovecraft.</p>
<p><strong>Title: </strong><a href="http://orange-crushed.livejournal.com/202506.html">Perfection</a><br /><strong>Author: </strong>orange-crushed<br /><strong>Pairing: </strong>Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr<br /><strong>Rating: </strong>PG<br /><strong>Why should you bother?: </strong>When Erik struggles with nightmares, Charles reads him <i>Origin of Species</i> to soothe the night terrors away.</p>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="font-size:13px;text-align:center;">there is no femslash on this list (argh!)<br />but I promise to <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/elizajane">write some</a> about these two soon!</td>
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<p>And if fic is your thing, a reminder that Hanna and I &#8212; along with our other fic-loving friends &#8212; have our fanfic tumblr <a href="http://everything-gay-nothing-hurts.tumblr.com/">everything is gay and nothing hurts</a> up and running. This week&#8217;s theme was kittens! So if you want regular fanfic recommendations, please stroll on over and join the party.</p>
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