Atlantis, you know as much as I do that you love them even though they cause you pain. How could they betray you after all you have done for them? Every day you literally sacrifice your life… for them! Your life! For what? To just get spit at and lied on.

They broke your heart and you didn’t deserve it, but you must keep it together. Don’t let them get the best of you. Show them what a real man looks like. Much of them have no clue what that is. They think that making bank qualifies them as being a man, but you know it’s more than that.

Eventually, you’re going to have a moment and remind all of them that you love me. It’s comforting that they love me too, but I really wish they would show the both of us that they mean it. I’m so ready to spill.

Perla called me again with her crying, childish nonsense. I was polite, well as polite as one could be, five times in a day is a bit much. The only reason she left you for “Beige-o-licious” is because she knew you really wanted “Choc-o-latte”. She did good, he’s pretty hot. Not as hot as you, but hot none-the-less.

I’m still trying to sort through what we discussed during dinner last night. You’re right, her coercion is a serious thing. It’s totally illegal. I wonder what’s the matter with her. Did her parents not give her enough sweeties as a child? She’s been talking about me to Colin but Colin won’t correct her. He said he’s going to just let her keep telling lies until she drops dead. I was crying laughing when he said that because it’s so messed up. Why is Colin so messed up? Well, I think we all know why. God bless him.

He deserves everything that he has. At some point, we’ll all have to go out and see a comedy. A mental break for all of us is much needed.

If we can wade through the crowd because this is Epic.