<![CDATA[you know you’re obsessed when…]]>… you can look at a picture of the backs of the Madrid players and instantly identify all of them correctly.

Because you know each player’s haircut (and hair accessories), you know who prefers to wear shorts, who prefers to wear capris, who prefers to wear pants.  What color each player’s sneakers are.  Who prefers to pull their socks up.  And because you’ve studied their asses many, many times.

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