<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[following Real Madrid...]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://unamadridista.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[unamadridista]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://unamadridista.wordpress.com/author/unamadridista/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[two videos]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>In the first video, we have Karim Benzema with a slight problem.  What I want to know is, how do I apply for the physical therapist job of Real Madrid?</p>
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<p>In the second video, we have an adorable Pepsi ad featuring Kaká, among other football players.  After watching it, my only thought is, there is no way there is a tree short enough to take out Messi.  It would have to be like a foot off the ground in order to do so.</p>
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