On the left, we have Kaká, in a very tight shirt, with hair that you just want to run your fingers through.  On the right, we have Iker*, in a shirt that is slightly looser, but still quite tight, with the kind of scruff on his face that you just want to rub your cheek against.

Who wins?

I would go with Kaká, just because his shirt is tighter, and because he looks more at ease than Iker.  What do you think?

* as you probably know, the Men’s Health issue featuring Iker had an alternative cover, in which Iker appeared without a shirt.  But for the sake of comparing apples with apples, so to speak, I chose to compare the cover where Iker is wearing a shirt.