I should have known better. If a couple of weeks ago, I made fun of Guti for having his nails painted black, well Cristiano did it 100 times worse, when he showed up in New York City with his toenails painted black. I’ll give him a break since it’s his summer vacation, and just leave it at that.
The only consolation was that he wore a small swimsuit.
Don’t get too tan, Cristiano. You’ll know you’re at that point when you can no longer tell that your toenails are painted. And you probably won’t want to get that watch wet either.
Picture via Guest of a Guest.
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