<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[following Real Madrid...]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://unamadridista.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[unamadridista]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://unamadridista.wordpress.com/author/unamadridista/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[is this what rock bottom looks&nbsp;like?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; fashion-wise, I mean.  This is how Iker showed up to present his charity game today.  I was simultaneously horrified (<em>that&#8217;s</em> what he chose to wear???) and amused (ahhh, another typical &#8220;<em>original</em>&#8221; Iker outfit).  First of all, black is too harsh a color for him.  Second of all, the hat says, &#8220;look, I&#8217;m hip and young&#8221; (or at least trying to give the impression that I am) but the cardigan says, &#8220;look, I&#8217;m dowdy and old&#8221; (and I&#8217;ve had this sweater from since before you were born).  Plus, I hate the mixing of black and brown.  And then there&#8217;s that little <a href="http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx268/unamadridista/unamadridista7/2011-12-22presentacion01.jpg">point</a> at the top of the hat.  What does it look like?  Yes, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m thinking too.</p>
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<p>In conclusion, this is another outfit to file away in my Iker&#8217;s house of style horrors folder.  On the upside, his face is adorable as always.</p>
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