ONE.  Because he has nice thighs.  TWO.  Because his identity crises are quite hilarious.  THREE.  Because the bromances that he is involved in are so endearing (those are just a couple of the many examples.  FOUR.  Because he dances like this.

FIVE, SIX AND SEVEN.  Because of that ass (it’s so big and squeezable that it takes up three reasons).

EIGHT.  Because he used to look like this when he first joined us.

NINE.  Because this moment is one of my favorite ones from the amazing 2006-07 season.

TEN.  Because he is simply adorable.

I have many more reasons why I adore Pipita, but tell me, why do you love Gonzalo Higuaín?