<![CDATA[I love the use of the emoji]]>Two things caught my eye recently, and I wanted to share them with you, especially since many of you who don’t speak Spanish might not see them otherwise. This post comes with a caveat, as it pokes fun at our players. So, if you very sensitive when it comes to our players, I would advise not reading any further and just clicking here to get out of the site!

This is an imagined Whatsapp conversation between our Real Madrid boys.

Note: the emoji might not show up on non-iPhones. And I tried to line up the conversation, but it was impossible.

Sergio Ramos*: Quillo, what time is the training session?

Iker: In half an hour, just like it is every day! πŸ˜“

CR: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! I’m heading there now.

Benzema: I’m also on the way via the highway!

Xabi Alonso: … and if you’re driving, why are you also writing?

Benzema: Noooo, I’m going slowly, 180 kilometers per hour.

Γ–zil: 😳

Sergio Ramos: Why did you put your photo? πŸ˜‚

Γ–zil left the group.

Pepe: 🐡

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! Another one putting his photo!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Pepe: 😑😑😑 When I catch you, I’m going to give you a πŸ‘Š!!

CoentrΓ£o: I’m coming now, as soon as I finish the 🚬.

Iker: 😲

Sergio Ramos: Boys, we have to add this Bale to the group, no?

Di MarΓ­a: And how are you going to speak with him, do you know English?

Sergio Ramos: Man, I know how to write, but not read.

CR7: 😳 Let’s see? Write something.

Sergio Ramos: “Zergio in the vest” (Sergio is the best).

CR7: And what did you just write????!!

Sergio Ramos: How would I know! Didn’t I tell you that I don’t know how to read?

Iker: πŸ˜‚

Mourinho joined.

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! We’re all here!

Iker: Who invited him?

Arbeloa: Me!! πŸ˜„

Mourinho: Hi boys.

Iker left the group.

Mourinho: Can anyone give me Ronaldo’s number?

CR7: I don’t want to give it to you!! πŸ˜’

Mourinho: Not yours, the real Ronaldo’s! πŸ˜‚

CR7 left the group.

Pepe left the group.

CoentrΓ£o left the group.

Marcelo left the group.

Sergio Ramos left the group [the one I originally saw had “Sergio Ramos ha dejao el grupo,” jajaja!].

KakΓ‘ left the group.

Benzema left the group.

Di MarΓ­a left the group.

Arbeloa: Hiiiiiiii mΓ­ster!

Mourinho left the group.

Arbeloa: πŸ˜³πŸ˜°πŸ˜”πŸ˜“

Xabi Alonso: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

Arbeloa left the group.

* Sergio’s messages are full of misspellings and slang.

P.D. Gracias B!

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