<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Video Game Armada]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://vgarmada.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Boss Bronze]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://vgarmada.wordpress.com/author/vgarmada/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Character Quotes &#8211;&nbsp;Dogbert]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Today, this particular character spotlight come from the Dilbert Animated Cartoons shorts from itunes. Spoken by the shrewd business genius and manipulator of men: <strong>Dogbert</strong>. The anthropomorphic mutt drops one of his pearls of wisdom on an undeserving audience.</p>
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<p><strong>Dogbert: I like to con people, and I like to insult people. If you combine ‘con’ and ‘insult’- you get ‘Consult’.</strong></p>
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<p><em><strong>*Scene change, in an office now*</strong></em></p>
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<p><strong>Dogbert: “I’m here to <em>‘Consult’</em> you.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Boss: “It’s sounds expensive and demeaning… Okay!”</strong></p>
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