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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>DO NOT E-MAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>DO NOT E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR CHARACTER IDEAS</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>DO NOT E-MAIL ME WITH REQUESTS FOR THE GAME</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>DO NOT E-MAIL ME WITH SUGGESTIONS FOR THE GAME</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>DO NOT E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN FOR HOW TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF E-MAILS THAT I RECEIVE</strong></p>
<p>Would you rather have me spend my time typing out a reply to your e-mail, or would you rather have me spend my time putting new features into the game? Obviously, you&#8217;d rather see the game get updated, so don&#8217;t e-mail me unless it&#8217;s extremely important!</p>
<p>For the love of all that is holy, DO NOT e-mail me and ask me when the next update is coming out, because by making me read your e-mail, you&#8217;re reducing the amount of time that I can spend working on the game, and thus you&#8217;re delaying the next update.</p>
<p>Read this: <a href="https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2015/10/13/please-stop-sending-me-stupid-e-mails/"><strong>Please Stop Sending Me Stupid E-mails!</strong></a></p>
<p>And read this: <a href="https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2015/06/19/e-mail-problems-and-download-problems/"><strong>E-mail Problems and Download Problems</strong></a></p>
<p>And also read this: <strong><a href="https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2015/12/08/things-you-should-not-email-yanderedev-about/">Things You Should Not E-mail YandereDev About</a></strong></p>
<p>Basically,</p>
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<p>Also, please DO NOT volunteer if you have zero experience doing whatever it is you&#8217;re trying to volunteer to do. Just because you own a microphone, this does not make you a voice actor. Just because you&#8217;ve made an MMD video, this does not make you an animator. Just because you can scribble a stick figure onto a piece of paper, this does not make you an artist. Do not volunteer unless you have an impressive portfolio of previous work to show me.</p>
<p>These posts do not stop 100% of all stupid e-mails, but <strong>whenever I don&#8217;t have a post like this at the top of my blog, I get 10x the number of e-mails that I normally receive.</strong></p>
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